-The camera opens on Ravyn as she sits in the middle of the room. She stares into the camera with a huge smile on her face.-
Have no fear for Quote the Ravyn is back. I
warned all of you that I was coming back coming back with a vengeance. I am on
a mission and that mission is to return stronger then I was before. I use to
be one of the best Cruizerweights out there. But then I let “things”
stand in my way. I lost sight of who I was.
But that will NEVER happen again.
Krafty I don’t know what I am going to do about you.
I guess time will only tell. But as of this very minute. I am no longer
an NSR. I am just Ravyn. As for
you the Judge, lets talk. Diamond Diva prepare to be DESTROYED. Oh and ummm watch your “DAWG”. Maybe just maybe you should ask him whos bed he was in last night.
-Ravyn lets out an evil laugh.-
Well lets get on to why y’all came here. My
picks.
Live from San Jose, CA!!!
August 10th, 2005
North American Tag Title Match
Burning Frost vs.
Dark Army
Dark Army is going to show Burning Frost what the dark side is all about.
Dark Army to win.
Wussy Boy vs.
Ozz
Did any of you really think I would choose anyone other then Wussy Boy by a mile? Come on. Of course I am biased.
HellRazor vs.
Sir Pyscho Sexy
I actually couldn’t care less about who wins this match. Neither
of these two are in my league. –Ravyn smirks.-
Poison Ivy vs.
Milan
I will have to give the victory to Poison Ivy. It seems that
the new ones are the luckiest.
Hell in a Cell
The Judge vs.
Wolfie
Geez I love these kinds of matches. Wolfie will be lucky
if he doesn’t need a stretcher to carry his arse out with. The Judge all
the way.
Television Title Match
The Purifier vs.
Wussy Boy
Come on Wussy “You Can Do It”.
Cruizerweight Rankings
Battle Royal
Well obviously I am in this. So me to win.
House of Pain
Mayhem vs.
Kong
Do you really think Kong has a chance in this match? I don’t. Mayhem for another win.
North American Title
Colin Steele vs. Charles
Cross
Neither of these two people I care about. Charles Cross is nothing more
then a “bleep bleep bleep.” After what he did to me and the NSRs. And Colin Steele is no more then a pimp. But
if I did have to choose, it would be Colin Steele to win.
Ravyn vs.
Diamond Diva
Do I even have to tell you who will win? I mean come on. Diamond Diva hasn’t beaten me yet in the ring. What
makes anyone think she can now. And besides she is standing in the way of
something that I want.
SureShock vs.
Cpl. Punishment
Cpl. Punishment to win. SureShock is nothing more then all talk and no
action. My grandma could whoop his arse with one hand behind her back.
Piper vs.
Milan
It looks like Milan
will be 0-2 for the night. Piper to win.
Glitzing Punishment vs.
Urban Assault
Who are these people anyways? I don’t know them so I guess I will
have to flip a coin. –Ravyn reaches into her pocket and pulls out a quarter. She throws it up in the air. - Heads
Glitzing Punishment to win. Tails Urban Assault.
–The quarter lands tails up on the floor.-
Main Event
Wyldside Title Match
Canadian Nightmare vs.
Kong
Well Kong
seems to be on a roll lately. But all good things must come to an end. And I do believe that Canadian Nightmare is the man to do it. Canadian
Nightmare to win.
Well that should do it for my predictions. I guess I will
be seeing y’all in the ring. –Ravyn blows the camera a kiss and then
gives it the double bird as the camera fades.-
